Had an issue with my tummy,
Outside at all hours with my Mummy.
Once my malady was beat,
Time to review my food and treat.
Along with NH's mixer we got these,
Now going number two is a breeze.
No more urgents in the night,
These yummy bics suit me just right.
Mummy says they're well worth the money,
All I know is they dont make my tummy funny!